My Swiss Tea Ball is something I bought at Goodwill's. It's Swiss because it says "Made in Switzerland". How long will it last without us?

5 years: The ball is rusty and the hinges come loose.

20 years: The 2 halves that open break apart.

1,000,000 years: The ring and both halves still exist a mile underground. Buried beneath Ireland's soil, a tea strainer that is in pieces still remains, being made of metal.